Zayn is coming out with a book because print is truly dead.
In one of the weirder career moves you will ever read about, a few months after his exit from One Direction, the PILLOWTALK singer announced he is officiallyreleasing a book for some reason.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, it gets better.
Here is the longline for the 288-page book (once again, 288 PAGES OF BOOK) being published and released by Penguin on November 1:
The first and only official book from ZAYN. Global superstar ZAYN shares a photographic journey of his life since leaving One Direction.
HOLY LOUIS TOMLINSONS FAKE BABY! ZAYN MALIK IS RELEASING A PHOTO BOOK ABOUT HIS JOURNEY AFTER LEAVING ONE DIRECTION A LITTLE UNDER A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
This futurePulitzer Prize winning book could very well go down as a bigger waste of trees than confetti owned by any non-basketball Cleveland sports team.
THERES MORE THOUGH!
Apparently, Zayn will release a book with a ‘photographic journey of his life’ since leaving 1D on November 1st. pic.twitter.com/snQYWqKrbQ
Zayn Music Facts (@shadyzaynfact) September 13, 2016
Here is a longer excerpt of what we can expect from ZAYN:
ZAYN opens up with this collection of thoughts, inspiration, and never-before-seen personal photographs. After five years of massive success with One Direction, ZAYN launched his career as a solo artist with Mind of Mine, becoming one of the most successful artists in the world. Now, for the first time ever, ZAYN is going to tell and show all in this intimate and raw scrapbook of his life. Never-before-released photos give readers insight to ZAYN, no-holds-barred.
Gorgeously designed with hundreds of full-color photographs and Zayns notes, drawings, song lyrics, and personal stories, the book captures Zayns most private moments and his candid feelings on fame, success, music, and life. The next chapter of ZAYNS evolution into global superstar, told by the artist who is living it.
BRING. THIS. EFFING. BOOK. ON.
The internet is rightfully confused as hell over thisliterary career move.
i love zayn but he has only been outta 1d for a year and half what kind of journey needed a book https://t.co/pJq8RVooUq
skye (@sweetbunyoon) September 13, 2016
ZAYN REALLY IS RELEASING A BOOK IN TWO MONTHS LMAO WHAT THE HELL
ana (@zaynsbluedream) September 13, 2016
Zayn is writing a book I’m confused
Taylor Wicks (@whatcani_tay) September 13, 2016
This is the only potentially good thing to come out of this book:
me about zayn book pic.twitter.com/s29VLJnLCp
r (@lumosclique) September 13, 2016
IM SO READY FOR ZAYN’s BOOK pic.twitter.com/4aFBqoX3rY
Anoud (@larry_woah) September 13, 2016
Wait!!! What the fuck Zayn made a book??????? Someone better answer me
Laya (@LarryLM1997) September 13, 2016
This one lady seems pretty excited, though:
I wanna buy zayn’s book and shove it up my pussy
N (@BrooksHookah) September 13, 2016
Is it too early to start lining up outside of Barnes & Noble?
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