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Would You Rather Have Food Or Sex?

It’s an important choice.

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  1. 1. What would you rather have?
    1. Marili Forastieri/Thinkstock ✓ The gentle touch of your lover’s lips on your skin.
    2. Flickr: geishabot / CC ✓ A delicious sandwich.
  2. 2. Which do you want more?
    1. ArtistAllen/Thinkstock ✓ The thrill of finally undressing someone you’ve been lusting after for weeks.
    2. Flickr: scaredykat / CC ✓ A Shake Shack burger in your mouth RIGHT NOW.
  3. 3. Which sounds better to you right now?
    1. Photodisc/Thinkstock ✓ The delicious sense of anticipation as you start foreplay.
    2. Flickr: stuart_spivack / CC ✓ The delicious sense of eating a massive slice of chocolate cake all by yourself.
  4. 4. Choose the thing that sounds best.
    1. scyther5/Thinkstock ✓ Getting goosebumps as your partner explores every inch of your body.
    2. Flickr: ralphandjenny / CC ✓ A lovely salad.
  5. 5. Pick one.
    1. ggprophoto/Thinkstock ✓ The loving caress of your true soulmate.
    2. Flickr: ginnerobot / CC ✓ NACHOS.
  6. 6. If you could only have one of these, which would you go for?
    1. Ron Chapple Stock/Thinkstock ✓ The rising swell of ecstasy as you and your lover move in unison.
    2. Flickr: anokarina / CC ✓ Really crispy bacon.
  7. 7. What is better?
    1. Medioimages/Photodisc/Thinkstock ✓ Abandoning yourself to wild, instinctive carnal passion.
    2. Flickr: kaichanvong / CC ✓ A whole goddamn table of dim sum.
  8. 8. Which of these could you go for right about now?
    1. Ron Chapple Stock/Thinkstock ✓ Rampant, non-stop lovemaking that leaves you exhasted and sweating.
    2. Flickr: gurusno-studios / CC ✓ Just a whole load of fruit tarts.
  9. 9. Choose.
    1. mocker_bat/Thinkstock ✓ An illicit encounter in an unfamiliar city, thrilling in its sense of danger and anonymity.
    2. Flickr: ffg / CC ✓ Basically just a huge fucking bucket of macaroni cheese.
  10. 10. What's more appealing?
    1. Dynamic Graphics/Thinkstock ✓ Gazing into your lover’s eyes in post-coital bliss, knowing that it’s a matter of minutes before you go for it again.
    2. Flickr: kalyan / CC ✓ Samosas.
  11. 11. One or the other.
    1. Digital Vision/Thinkstock ✓ The unstoppable, uncontrollable full-body tingle as you approach climax.
    2. Flickr: jeffreyww / CC ✓ Rib meat sandwich.
  12. 12. Which would satisfy you more?
    1. TanawatPontchour/Thinkstock ✓ Your lover’s hands clasping yours tight.
    2. Flickr: wwny / CC ✓ Pizza.
  13. 13. What are you desperate for?
    1. Stockbyte/Thinkstock ✓ The feeling of your beloved’s body warm against yours.
    2. Flickr: mmchicago / CC ✓ PIZZA.
  14. 14. Which do you need most right this minute?
    1. Ron Chapple Stock/Thinkstock ✓ A mind-blowing, earth-shaking, life-changing orgasm.
    2. Flickr: brendan-c / CC ✓ PIZZA FOREVER.

Would You Rather Have Food Or Sex?

  1. You got: You prefer food to sex

    You know where your heart really lies. Sex can be fun, but it is also a lot of hassle and sometimes kind of gross. Food, however, is always glorious. Food will not let you down. Food satisfies you on a level no lover ever could. You are entirely correct about this.

    Flickr: 44534236@N00 / CC

  2. You got: You prefer sex to food

    You are a big fan of sex! Yes, food is tasty and keeps you alive and all that, but sex is what you really live for. While we can all appreciate a nice pizza, it can’t really live up to a proper sexing. That said, are you sure you don’t fancy a sandwich right now?

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