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14 comments for “When my boyfriend asks me why it takes me so long to get ready in the morning, I show him this.

  1. juggy
    08/27/2014 at 12:10 am

    Penis.

  2. Hokie5
    08/27/2014 at 12:10 am

    Hot mama!

  3. SubzeroAK
    08/27/2014 at 12:10 am
  4. tonyferry
    08/27/2014 at 12:09 am

    I’ll see myself out.

  5. tonyferry
    08/27/2014 at 12:08 am

    ‘You already look purrfect’ -cat

  6. kaos9
    08/27/2014 at 12:08 am

    Your pussy.

  7. myDNAisALLoverTHIS
    08/27/2014 at 12:08 am

    You showed him your pussy?

  8. DoctorJungyBrongen
    08/27/2014 at 12:08 am

    Does it walk on two legs like that all the time? Please say it does. I beg you.

  9. Channel4NewsTeam
    08/27/2014 at 12:08 am

    *something something makeup something something pussy*

  10. akom
    08/27/2014 at 12:07 am

    Don’t act like two seconds before that you weren’t browsing the internet.

  11. Sharkhugger
    08/27/2014 at 12:07 am

    Mine.

  12. Akdj
    08/27/2014 at 12:07 am

    My cat loves make-up time. He chases the mirror reflection around like its a laser pointer.

  13. vanorangejuice
    08/27/2014 at 12:07 am

    Make me pretty Mahm!

  14. SarahRawr
    08/27/2014 at 12:07 am

    HOT MAMA!