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19 comments for “This was back in third grade, I was the only person in the room who knew what I was talking about.

  1. happinessinlifeisbeingadolphin
    11/28/2013 at 10:50 am

    Why would a teacher promote Sparknotes? Mine always said don’t use Sparknotes, actually read the book! Blahblahblah

  2. gonnah1066
    11/28/2013 at 8:32 am

    As a paleo student, Archaeopteryx is generally considered the first bird

  3. Abso
    11/28/2013 at 3:17 am

    I’m not saying don’t give them a chance to get better, but it’s not the time to do it just yet.

  4. bigsurbob
    11/27/2013 at 11:41 pm

    I bet this didn’t happen. Henceforth, Bull. Shit.

  5. Abso
    11/27/2013 at 9:37 pm

    I don’t think it’s stupid. Kids are often terrible at cursive. Just wait for them to do it at the right time.

  6. farwall
    11/27/2013 at 7:59 pm

    Instead of a “T”? So Pperodactyl? Pterodacpyl?

  7. Shiggits
    11/27/2013 at 3:39 pm

    you didnt use the meme correctly

  8. SirusKing
    11/27/2013 at 3:33 pm

    Was in engineering class last week. We were talking about different materials for our project and the teacher (an ex-gemstone carver) 1/?

  9. kattpappan
    11/27/2013 at 1:06 pm

    I say hunt the bastard down and make him/her write a letter if recognition to your former classmates!

  10. karmabot
    11/27/2013 at 12:11 pm

    DO YOU WEAR A FEDORA ?

  11. JustCallMeBean
    11/27/2013 at 12:09 pm

    [INTENTS INTENSIFIES]

  12. JhericFury
    11/27/2013 at 9:54 am

    Was this before the internet? Or libraries? Bring in proof. Also, i don’t know what age grade 3 is, you could have been very young, i guess.

  13. Mindtrip05
    11/27/2013 at 9:24 am

    The problem being that smartphones weren’t around or available for kids back then. I would’ve asked her for an encyclopedia and showed her.

  14. whooptidooptidoo
    11/27/2013 at 8:29 am

    I bet your name is phteven…

  15. drunkyellowmonkey
    11/27/2013 at 7:56 am

    i love how the cat warms its butt for a split second before jumping.

  16. ibearbadnews
    11/27/2013 at 7:19 am

    Must have been the highlight of your life.

  17. beeblebrox1701
    11/27/2013 at 7:15 am

    Glad to know you don’t hold grudges!

  18. felixchambers
    11/27/2013 at 7:12 am

    *as well as. Unless you spelled it ‘pperodactyl’ which is pretty dumb tbf

  19. invisiblecomment
    11/27/2013 at 7:00 am

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