Patriot Bands


  1. Vantagan
    08/30/2014 at 7:48 pm

    Well Lucas is out the picture for the most part. JJ Abrams just got off ruining Star Trek.Yeah I think Star Wars episodeVII:No hope sums it.

  2. gjb2107
    08/30/2014 at 7:47 pm
  3. PrincessNausicaa
    08/30/2014 at 7:46 pm

    Thank you 🙂 Now I don’t need to rewatch the whole thing again… that’s not to say that I won’t…

  4. Iwasoutedbyatroll
    08/30/2014 at 7:45 pm

    So a few thousand more words and it looks like you will have a script to submit! Yuu go OP

  5. Jusmar
    08/30/2014 at 7:45 pm

    They’re humanoid weapons

  6. RangerFoot
    08/30/2014 at 7:44 pm

    Write This! WRITE THIS!

  7. andonRT
    08/30/2014 at 7:44 pm

    Jar Jar getting punched in the face is absolutely acceptable

  8. CrimsonFuckr
    08/30/2014 at 7:43 pm

    +1 for JarJar getting decked in the face.

  9. Jusmar
    08/30/2014 at 7:43 pm

    Stopped reading at “clone troopers are humans”. Only by genes. They’re modeled after a bounty hunter and brainwashed to obey orders.

  10. rvleshrac
    08/30/2014 at 7:43 pm

    The stormtroopers are clones, and one of the Galactic Empire’s goals is the genocide or enslavement of all non-humanoid races.

  11. Nuttsy
    08/30/2014 at 7:43 pm

    Not exactly what was asked for, but I don’t know of anything closer to it:

  12. PrincessNausicaa
    08/30/2014 at 7:41 pm

    Great idea but I thought the stormtroopers were clones? Damn it, I have to rewatch the whole thing now.

  13. ghostofonyx
    08/30/2014 at 7:41 pm

    i favorited

  14. siafu
    08/30/2014 at 7:40 pm

    So… write a novel about it.

  15. ChronoKing
    08/30/2014 at 7:39 pm

    wow this is long…

  16. Skoomax
    08/30/2014 at 7:38 pm

    +1 for Star Wars … -1 for 9gag