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President-Elect Trump Has Some Very Curious Thoughts About The Wind

President-elect Trump does not know a lot about science. His views on climate change range from conspiratorial to open-minded. He acknowledges that space is terrific but gives little more detail on the subject.

As a brand new conversation with him has revealed, he doesnt know a lot about wind either. In fact, it appears that he finds it quite untrustworthy.

This week, Trump sat down with a long-time enemy of his the New York Times for an on-the-record interview. The NYT’s White House correspondent described it quite wryly as being less cerebral than Obamas equivalent back in 2007, when he was the newly minted President-elect.

As was first spotted by Gizmodo, Trump was asked about wind farms, a renewable energy source getting cheaper and more common across the US day-by-day. Previously, Trump has tweeted that wind farms kill wild birds which they do in small numbers and so they are not worth investing in to help stop climate change.

This time around, he doubled-down on his curious language regarding wind turbines and, it seems, wind itself. When prompted about recent discussions on the subject he held with his UK-based right-wing surrogate Nigel Farage, he became oddly defensive.

Was I involved with the wind farms recently? Or, not that I know of. I mean, I have a problem with wind

Sometimes, we all hate wind. It messes up our hair and inverts our umbrellas. Fair enough, we suppose. Pressed further, he embellished his grammatically-befuddled story further.

I might have brought it up. But not having to do with me, just I mean, the wind is a very deceiving thing, he declared. Its not entirely clear what he meant by deceiving. Answers on a postcard, readers.

First of all, we dont make the windmills in the United States. Theyre made in Germany and Japan. Theyre made out of massive amounts of steel, which goes into the atmosphere, whether its in our country or not, it goes into the atmosphere.

Fun fact: The steel from wind farms does not make it to the atmosphere. Scientists would have uncovered this troubling phenomenon by now.

Going on to point out that for the most part they dont work (they do), he then repeatedly made reference to the fact that they kill all the birds. Thats right all the birds, from golden eagles to albatrosses to penguins. Its strange that this bird-based mass murder hasnt come up in the news more often.

He ended his diatribe by pointing out that his reasoning is hard to explain. Were sure scientists would agree with this point.

So there you have it, folks wind is deceitful. Maybe hell build a wall around America to keep it all out.

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