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People Raided An Abandoned Doritos Truck Stuck In Buffalo Snowstorm (Photos)

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Earlier this week, the city of Buffalo, NY, was blanketed by 6 feet of snow, which is the metric equivalent of, “Oh my God why does that much snow exist in the first place?”

This certainly isn’t the first time the lake effect has caused life in the city to grind to a halt, and over the years, people have figured out a few ways to cope with the inclement weather.

I personally think “drinking inside until everything blows over” is the best tactic, but it’s certainly not the only one.

I’m not going to act like I know the story behind this picture, and while the witnesses described the act as “stealing,” I’m just going to assume the people photographed raiding a Doritos truck were getting food for the inhabitants of a combination orphanage and dog pound somewhere on the outskirts of town.

You could argue that they’re shameless criminals taking advantage of a state of emergency, but I like my narrative better.

It’s like Woody Harrelson in “Zombieland,” only with Doritos.


Some say the fabled Doritos truck sits stranded there even to this day (which is probably true because this happened two days ago).


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