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11 comments for “No kids?

  1. SayCarRamRod
    09/10/2012 at 1:38 am

    Got not nary a kid?

  2. TheMrSomeGuy
    09/10/2012 at 1:33 am

    this could be a test to separate the weak babysitters from the strong babysitters from the pathological liar babysitters

  3. MajorMuffinCakes
    09/10/2012 at 1:30 am

    As a professional childcare provider, I would’ve checked right after I raided the pantry.

  4. diablerie
    09/10/2012 at 1:27 am

    As a babysitter, I always keep a few spare kids on call in case anything goes wrong.

  5. bd9538
    09/10/2012 at 1:24 am

    Suddenly, baby sitter finds a kid.

  6. somtin
    09/10/2012 at 1:23 am

    Then console the weeping teenage babysitter, and tell her there is only one way for her not to go to prison. The internet has fucked me up.

  7. YourLocalTardisBoardedGrammarNazi
    09/10/2012 at 1:23 am

    yes, yes… i do think this was top comment last time this was posted…

  8. loveableforeignguy
    09/10/2012 at 1:23 am

    Q: “Where’s my child? “A: “Asleep upstairs still.” GaryDelaney – world’s worst troll.

  9. BillClinton
    09/10/2012 at 1:22 am

    That “Not got Kids” is bothering me…

  10. emily7421
    09/10/2012 at 1:21 am

    How to make a 15 year old girl shit herself.

  11. HelloMyNameIsDotDotDot
    09/10/2012 at 1:21 am

    wouldn’t a babysitter naturally go upstairs to atleast make sure the kids sleeping? I’m not babysitter, i’m just thinking out loud here