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19 comments for “My sister just texted me this. All I can think is how sorry I feel for her cat

  1. Groggle
    12/01/2013 at 1:08 pm

    Happy. Fucking. Hanukkah.

  2. professorKHAAAAAAN
    12/01/2013 at 12:47 pm

    Hannukat in a Hannukahat.

  3. MrPredator
    12/01/2013 at 12:46 pm

    “Blast you vile human!” -Cat

  4. OliverClothesoff70
    12/01/2013 at 12:34 pm

    David Lee Roth lights the Menorah….

  5. JustAMagicalGuy
    12/01/2013 at 12:33 pm

    I should’ve traded this human for a boat when I had the chance.

  6. HagridsToe
    12/01/2013 at 12:06 pm

    OP go check on your sister, I’m sorry to say but those eyes are telling something really bad is about to happen in that household.

  7. sweetpeasoup
    12/01/2013 at 10:39 am


  8. trusttherabbit
    12/01/2013 at 10:31 am

    How a reindeer cat will make your nose red this Christmas:

  9. trusttherabbit
    12/01/2013 at 10:27 am

    Santa’s eleventh and most dangerous reindeer “Hatred”.

  10. MisterPharmacist
    12/01/2013 at 10:23 am

    She’s not your sister.

  11. corpius
    12/01/2013 at 10:21 am


  12. YESIfinallyFoundAsiteThatLetsMeHaveALongUsername
    12/01/2013 at 10:20 am

    Day 27: She dodged the knife, but I know tomorrow she won’t be as lucky as today. I got the banana peels all set up.

  13. calmchowder
    12/01/2013 at 10:02 am

    no your sister didn’t unless she is fucking confused, because it’s the 4th night of Hannukah not the 7th.

  14. RalphWaldoEmerson
    12/01/2013 at 9:42 am

    There’s a good chance your sister’s life was ended moments after this picture was taken.

  15. Iamtheonewholurks
    12/01/2013 at 9:41 am

    Hannukat…. sorry someone was going to do it. Might as well be me

  16. awesomesushiguy
    12/01/2013 at 9:41 am

    Jewish cat hates Christmas

  17. whatsthepointinanudebra
    12/01/2013 at 9:40 am

    I thought the cadle stick was oart of the cats hat for a bit too long

  18. miguu
    12/01/2013 at 9:35 am

    I feel sorry for OP’s sister for what the cat is about to do.

  19. miguu
    12/01/2013 at 9:34 am

    R.I.P OP’s sister.