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11 comments for “I went through an Elvis phase when I was 15-16. It still hurts looking back and remembering calling girls “pretty mama”. It *really* hurts.

  1. SeniorBananaGrabber
    08/19/2014 at 5:03 am

    -Michael Scott

  2. i81u812
    08/19/2014 at 3:06 am

    Also it isnt the hat its how the style is to wear them.

  3. i81u812
    08/19/2014 at 3:05 am

    Yes it may seem petty, but it bothers me nonetheless. I saw a guy with a full on home knitted one with a ball on the top hanging off his.

  4. sevenonesicks
    08/19/2014 at 2:21 am

    Elvis to neckbeard hipster. I’d call it a downgrade.

  5. PaulHeartist
    08/19/2014 at 1:30 am

    Dude, fuck that. I would own the shit out of it and use Johnny Bravo pick up lines on ALL the babes at school.

  6. MathiasSon
    08/19/2014 at 1:26 am

    Still looks like a douche nozzle.

  7. LoudAngryJerk
    08/19/2014 at 1:21 am

    oh you mean you went through a johnny bravo phase, didn’t everyone? who’s elvis?

  8. lukepol94
    08/19/2014 at 1:04 am

    I’m sorry you feel that way

  9. goawaybird
    08/19/2014 at 12:51 am

    God, go away.

  10. moosebreeder
    08/19/2014 at 12:35 am

    not even same person

  11. halfanangrybadger
    08/19/2014 at 12:29 am

    Looks like you were every part of Elvis, right down to the bacon banana peanut butter sandwiches