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15 comments for “I got cockblocked on the way home today.

  1. saaaaaaaaam
    07/24/2014 at 9:30 am

    It’s just a French cock on strike … he’s demonstrating right now

  2. ThyGinger
    07/24/2014 at 7:36 am

    -fakeplasticmari

  3. ShakeforProtein
    07/24/2014 at 5:17 am

    Everything prior to the “Also” is a genuine way of determining a chickens biological gender.

  4. JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
    07/24/2014 at 4:30 am

    BUT WHY

  5. Kurplepush
    07/24/2014 at 4:28 am

    you can tell a cock is blocking by the way it is

  6. TurdsOfWisdom
    07/24/2014 at 4:28 am

    Why did the dick pun cross the road? Because top comments are extremely predictable

  7. MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
    07/24/2014 at 4:27 am

    “Cock-a-doodle-fuck you.”

  8. sistersirius
    07/24/2014 at 4:27 am
  9. thri11er
    07/24/2014 at 4:27 am

    But why?

  10. Zaroth123
    07/24/2014 at 4:27 am

    Cocky Bugger.

  11. erika90026
    07/24/2014 at 4:27 am

    Where is this?

  12. ObiWanChemobi
    07/24/2014 at 4:26 am

    Cockmaster

  13. MonkeyDAce
    07/24/2014 at 4:26 am

    Why was the chicken crossing the road?

  14. CemestoLuxobarge
    07/24/2014 at 4:26 am

    Not going to the other side today, motherfucker.

  15. LoneDirewolf
    07/24/2014 at 4:26 am

    What a dick