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19 comments for “I don't think Lincoln is the best spokesman for this.

  1. twerkintrav
    09/06/2014 at 9:50 pm

    I don’t know, I’m pretty sure Lincoln thinks theaters are to die for

  2. LadyHaywire
    09/06/2014 at 9:50 pm

    Joke so dark it actually shot him.

  3. Trafficlights
    09/06/2014 at 9:50 pm

    Aah, thanks.

  4. WhatUpMyNinjas
    09/06/2014 at 9:50 pm

    He banned popcorn from 36 states.

  5. Aborn5
    09/06/2014 at 9:49 pm

    16th US president*

  6. Pegussu
    09/06/2014 at 9:49 pm

    Lincoln was assassinated while watching a play in a theater.

  7. Pegussu
    09/06/2014 at 9:49 pm

    Well, he did pop in an old fashion theater.

  8. TheLoneStranger
    09/06/2014 at 9:49 pm

    judging by the glasses it depicts the bullet having gone though his left eye

  9. Aborn5
    09/06/2014 at 9:49 pm

    Abraham Lincoln, the 14th US president, was assassinated in a theater.

  10. JonSnowShowMeWhatYouKnow
    09/06/2014 at 9:48 pm
  11. TheRealFedora
    09/06/2014 at 9:48 pm

    Next ad campaign will be partnering with the movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.

  12. Trafficlights
    09/06/2014 at 9:48 pm

    Could someone tell my why? I don’t know shit about history, especially history that does not concern my country.

  13. farfignewton
    09/06/2014 at 9:48 pm

    Strange face… bad hair… 3d glasses… LINCOLN IS A TIME LORD!

  14. triILL
    09/06/2014 at 9:48 pm

    Joke so dark it had to be emancipated

  15. HowDoiReachTheseKeeeeedz
    09/06/2014 at 9:46 pm

    “Pop pop, motherfucker” – Honest Abe

  16. joeylohmann
    09/06/2014 at 9:46 pm

    It was probably his last meal

  17. Graylinfaux
    09/06/2014 at 9:46 pm

    Corn so popped it popped off Lincoln. I’ll go now.

  18. xCOMBATICUSx
    09/06/2014 at 9:46 pm

    Ooooooo boy

  19. Dunes8
    09/06/2014 at 9:46 pm

    “So good, it’s mind-blowing!”