If you’ve ever been made to feel stupid, it’s OK. It could be worse.
You could be this guy. He officially has a video of himself trying to light his cigarette with a barcode scanner. And it’s on the Internet.
Now, I know technology has made some things change over the years. It’s fair to assume that perhaps the store has some new device which looks a bit different from your standard lighter.
But, here’s the thing about technology: It tends to make things smaller, not bigger. And a barcode scanner? Definitely a bit bulkier than a lighter.
At least he finally catches on and finds the real lighter. Eventually.