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Does This Make You A Stalker?

  1. 1. Making a fake Facebook profile to friend your boyfriend/girlfriend’s ex.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    That does make you a stalker!

    No one is going to believe that “Anna Nonomas” is real, and liking their statuses about dating someone new will eventually get suspicious and does nothing for your relationship.

  2. 2. Calling your ex from a blocked number.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    That does make you a stalker!

    Tricking them into picking up the phone to see what they’re doing is classic creep behavior. Chances are you don’t even want to know.

  3. 3. Using Foursquare to find where someone is and “coincidentally” showing up there too.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    This does make you a stalker!

    What the f*$# are you even thinking? No one wants you to “surprise” them. No one has been dying to see you. If anyone was interested in your presence they would have called you. Get off social media until you’ve learned about boundaries.

  4. 4. Googling your date.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    You’re normal!

    People can be weird and scary. If you didn’t do a Google search of your date before going out with them then you could find yourself in a basement turned dungeon with someone’s dead mom.

  5. 5. Looking at someone’s old Myspace, Xanga or Friendster.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    This does make you a stalker!

    Stop it. Trying to find out about somebody based on their embarrassing profiles from 2004 is just desperate. It’s also going to be crazy awkward when you have to pretend that you didn’t know your new boyfriend used to love Jimmy Eat World.

  6. 6. Driving by your significant other’s house.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    This does make you a stalker!

    Don’t be that person. Could you imagine if your boyfriend or girlfriend was outside and saw you driving by? The humiliation isn’t worth the risk. Don’t be a loser.

  7. 7. Remaining friends with your ex’s mom.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    It depends!

    If your still friends because you’ve always liked Mrs. Ex-Boyfriend’s-Mom then it’s okay. But if you’re still friends with her because you want to see what’s going on in your ex’s life then you’re an advantageous stalker and that’s one of the worst kinds of stalkers you can be.

  8. 8. Showing up at someone’s work pretending you didn’t know they worked there.
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    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    This does make you a stalker!

    If you have to pretend you didn’t know they worked there, then you shouldn’t be there. No good can come from you being a stalker AND a liar.

  9. 9. Taking up an ex’s hobbies.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    This does make you a stalker!

    Jesus, have some dignity. It’s good to try new things after a breakup, but engaging in your ex’s hobby solely because it’s your ex’s hobby makes you look crazy desperate. You’ll end up shopping in the same yarn store on purpose and everyone will hate you.

  10. 10. Going through your friend’s Facebook after they left it open on your computer.


    1. Yes


    2. No


    3. Depends



    X


    It depends!

    Going through someone’s Facebook is stalker behavior. Making their status to something about poop, changing their profile picture to a hamster, and updating their birthday to today are all acceptable and would definitely be done to you if the tables were turned.

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