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20 comments for “does anybody want my captions to be about my life?

  1. Punsexual
    09/08/2014 at 10:10 pm

    What about rodeo clowns? I find a peculiar enjoyment in seeing rodeo clowns get murdered.

  2. phistrong
    09/08/2014 at 10:09 pm

    Amen

  3. WhatUpMyNinjas
    09/08/2014 at 10:09 pm

    andherewego.gif

  4. ienne
    09/08/2014 at 10:08 pm

    No.

  5. ecaracal
    09/08/2014 at 10:08 pm

    I need those boots

  6. WhatUpMyNinjas
    09/08/2014 at 10:07 pm

    the fuck did you say?

  7. ourari
    09/08/2014 at 9:53 pm

    He supports _everything_? Someone should inform the Christians.

  8. AcomaGirl
    09/08/2014 at 9:46 pm

    In response to the kinky girl post, those kind gentlemen who also slay you in bed are worth living for.

  9. TheLecturnShapedSmellyEel
    09/08/2014 at 9:42 pm

    Give it time

  10. ballsdeepinhomemadepie
    09/08/2014 at 9:40 pm

    Unfffffffff pizza tho

  11. Candymostdandy
    09/08/2014 at 9:19 pm

    Bread is good…why is it so good? Fuck, it’s so good.

  12. Candymostdandy
    09/08/2014 at 9:19 pm

    That’s okay, assclowns are the only acceptable type of clown.

  13. SaltQueen
    09/08/2014 at 9:16 pm

    +1 Tina Belcher

  14. MMMisterAnderson
    09/08/2014 at 8:58 pm

    Why can’t I ever find anything good when I’m on tumblr

  15. AureliaVerity
    09/08/2014 at 8:57 pm

    i’m a a lot more than “really distressed” and it’s not even my president

  16. AscendingEmu
    09/08/2014 at 8:55 pm

    What does catfishing mean? I just picture a bunch of felines patiently waiting in their boat, drinking beer and maybe using a little catnip.

  17. booksandcomicbooks
    09/08/2014 at 7:57 pm

    Most of these are new. Like, not reposts. Why isn’t this on the front page?

  18. HPWombat
    09/08/2014 at 7:51 pm
  19. Realitea
    09/08/2014 at 5:36 pm

    “no bc god supports everything amen”

  20. ladyprocrastina8
    09/08/2014 at 5:22 pm

    i feel like an assclown already..