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11 comments for “Because her boyfriend didn't satisfy her needs, Ellen bought herself a new toy.

  1. TacoMcNacho
    12/27/2013 at 6:23 am

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  2. LoopStricken
    12/27/2013 at 5:58 am

    Sometimes I clean my ears until they bleed. It feels so good. Sadly I do the same thing with my penis sometimes and now it is splitting.

  3. AbusiveWankerVEVO
    12/27/2013 at 4:43 am

    That’s disgusting.

  4. grackle
    12/27/2013 at 4:27 am

    I now understand why we’re not upvoting this.

  5. aNishnawbe
    12/27/2013 at 4:20 am

    Where’s the Overdramatic Q-Tip poking Ear guy? OWWW!!!!

  6. Dhobb52
    12/27/2013 at 3:54 am

    Sucks the cum right out your ear gurll

  7. rinnybell210
    12/27/2013 at 3:27 am

    I have one of those. It worked for about one minute.

  8. makdog
    12/27/2013 at 2:03 am

    +1 for correct usage of “you’re”.

  9. sugarshane
    12/27/2013 at 1:51 am

    the eargasm is one of lifes little pleasantries

  10. janitor142
    12/27/2013 at 1:50 am

    Dammit Meg!

  11. rabidworm
    12/27/2013 at 1:50 am

    Boyfriend? uh…