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16 comments for “Asked my husband to do a lattice over the apple pie I'm making. This is what he came back with…

  1. Chionati
    11/11/2012 at 2:13 pm

    why not “Suck it”?

  2. overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
    11/11/2012 at 2:06 pm

    So much hate for the IT department.

  3. Magnivore
    11/11/2012 at 1:55 pm

    I would have put some lettuce on it because I would not have understood.

  4. NovaJC
    11/11/2012 at 1:22 pm

    Bah too small/thin whare would you stick it? LOL

  5. ticklemonster142
    11/11/2012 at 1:13 pm

    Burns. So many dick burns.

  6. Boscosticks
    11/11/2012 at 11:56 am

    10/10 would fap again

  7. PrideandPrejudice
    11/11/2012 at 11:47 am

    And now we all know the name of your son.

  8. alexgd
    11/11/2012 at 10:58 am

    “I’ll write it and we’ll do it live.”

  9. ignatiusreilly
    11/11/2012 at 10:54 am

    Did he do it live?

  10. ignatiusreilly
    11/11/2012 at 10:54 am

    did he do it live?

  11. chasingdragons
    11/11/2012 at 10:51 am

    Old habits die hard, eh Jim?

  12. nopeparty
    11/11/2012 at 10:49 am

    He could have been romantic and made it “fuck me”

  13. thecurlyone
    11/11/2012 at 10:45 am

    Hero status achieved

  14. MissKateMonster
    11/11/2012 at 10:45 am

    It even tells you exactly what to do!

  15. sierra750
    11/11/2012 at 10:42 am

    It’s convenient to have the instruction to this American pie written on top.

  16. thatsthespirit
    11/11/2012 at 10:41 am

    He did his best…