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8 Things You Should Never Do When You Have A Crush On Someone

No matter how much you like someone, these eight things will do nothing to impress them.

1. Comment You are sexual on all of their Facebook photos: As romantic as this is, it just takes too much time to write this message on every single one of their Facebook photos, so it comes off as pretty desperate.

2. Orchestrate a scenario where you just happen to run into them as they get out of bed: It doesnt matter how good you are playing it off as a coincidenceitll just freak them out.

3. Flirtatiously park your car on top of their car: Its cute, but ultimately more trouble than its worth.

4. Hack the city electric grid to shut off power to your crushs least favorite boulevard: Sure, your crush complains about that street all the time and says it doesnt deserve the miracle of electric light, but that doesnt necessarily mean they want it plunged into darkness.

5. Steal their bike to show them that you have the same kind of bike: Cmon. Thats the oldest trick in the book.

6. Protest their grandfathers grave: If your crush sees you loudly demanding that their grandfathers remains should not be allowed to be buried, youre as good as dead in the water.

7. Get a crush on someone else: No! Stick to just one!

8. Hide little hints in their body during surgery: Leaving a heart-shaped sponge in their pancreas is a nice way to hint that you like someone, but sooner or later youre going to have to step up and talk about your feelings.

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