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18 Signs You’re The Youngest Person In The Office

1. Your boss says they’re tired because their baby kept them up all night and you’re like:

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2. You’re WAY more excited by your paycheck than your co-workers.

Disposable income!

3. The way you talk changes IMMEDIATELY upon entering the office.

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Because no one would understand you.

4. And you have little (if any) real work experience.


5. Sometimes your co-workers seem to speak in riddles.

“Yeh, could we hurry up the backfill because I’m gonna be offline until I sort out this vertical.”

6. When you go out for “office drinks” you worry about being asked for I.D.

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7. Everyone is married and all you have is your dog.

8. You’re afraid to talk about “what you did over the weekend.”

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9. Everyone talks to each other via email and you’re expected to comply.

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10. You want to impress so you volunteer for EVERYTHING.

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And more often than not it comes back to hurt you.

11. Even if you don’t know what you’re doing, you become the “resident expert” on technology.

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12. You can’t stop stealing stationery.

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13. You have the attention span of a 20-year-old.

Because you’re 20 years old.

14. More than once, someone has pat you on the head.

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15. And when your co-workers get emotional about turning 30, 40, 50, etc., you’re just like:

16. You’re not even ready to dream of retirement.

So. Far. Away.

17. You ask your friends when they’re gonna get a job and they don’t respond well.

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