14. It’s 11:59pm on Christmas Eve
Omg you literally only have ONE minute to shop
13. The parking lot at the mall is a zoo
Kangaroos are the LEAST of your problems
12. Beat baggage fees at the airport
Take a stance against those pesky airline fees!
11. Wrapping presents can be dangerous
Packaging tape HURTS!
10. In fact, you don’t have to buy wrapping paper!
Make Mother Earth happy!
9. Avoid the hordes of shoppers at the mall
8. You can spend more time eating Christmas cookies
nom nom nom
7. There’s a blizzard and you can’t go outside
More couch time!
6. Trick a kid into thinking it’s a handheld game
Aha! SIKE it’s a book!
5. So your dog won’t eat the packing supplies
Not this year!
4. So your cat won’t have somewhere to hide
3. Time is running out!
Ain’t nobody got time…well, you know
2. Because there are such great deals on ebooks!
Because there are such great deals on ebooks!
1. Start reading a new series for only $2.99 here: Bloomsbury Series Starters! Then you can ask Santa for book two for Christmas
But none for Gretchen Weiner